Why did I think it was a good idea, at the age of 31, to drink a premixed bottle of strawberry quick? I can't even remember the last time I drank strawberry quick! It can't be anything less than 7 years! WHY?! WHY, DID I DO IT?! IT HURTS SO BAD! It's just not right. The body is saying, NO! Who was I to think that I could take down a solid 16 fluid ounces out of nowhere? No preparation, no training, no weaning myself up to 16 FL OZ. Oh my God, what are we feeding to our children?! I'm seriously going to puke in a few moments.
It's like when you go a good 6 months without a big mac and then think, "hey, a big mac would be a great idea!" A BIG MAC IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA!!! THEY HURT AFTERWARDS!... they hurt.