If I were an Angel

If I were an Angel, I would go to everyone in the world and softly touch them on the back, sending a comfortable shiver through their body. I would then whisper into their ear: "Slow down a little, and appreciate what is around you... really appreciate what is around you-- Good, bad, ugly, pretty, different, similar. And for the love of God, try with all of your might to have empathy towards your fellow man... unless they're a shit-head. Then I would fly back to heaven and indulge in as many variety flavored pudding snack packs my little angel heart desires! Damn it feels good to be an Angel.