Modern Gadgets

I've got four different modern gadgets on my desk
They provide obstacles for my typing
It would be easy to move them
Yet easier to not
Two have touch screens
Two have buttons
In other moments they each supply convenience for a task
At this time they produce the opposite
That just goes to show:
There is a time and place for everything
You stupid modern gadgets
I don't mean that

I just can't

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, be normal. Talk about the normal stuff. Keep my attention with the things I can relate to. Make me think about stuff I want to think about.

Please don't challenge me.

Don't challenge me!

Write it monkey. Write me what I want. What I think will do me good.

Make life comfortable.

I don't blame you.

I just can't.

I don't know you.

"Keep that viscous poodle back!" Gary yelled to the old Manhattan lady. She held surprisingly tight to the leash as the small beast chomped and spit and cursed at him. The old lady didn't say a word. Gary was cornered in the confined entrance-way of his eight story apartment building on the upper west side of the city. He had no other choice than to kick the ever-living-shit out of the little pest, and run, full sprint, three blocks to safety.

I got my bones cracked by a chiropractor for the first time.
This is a very strange thing.
I don't mind cracking my knuckles... but my spinal column?!

Take my wife please

She stopped at an unimportant corner of an unimportant block in her unimportant neighborhood.
She focused in on an unimportant crack near the unimportant corner.
She looked closely at the crack; closer than normal.
She thought more in depth about the crack; more in depth than normal.
She thought of how much unimportant stuff had to happen to make this unimportant crack; it was all quite amazing.
She wasn't sure why she was compelled to think more of this crack than any other unimportant crack.
She just, maybe, wanted to make something unimportant, important.

Being drunk sure can help an artist get haunted.

A wrap around balcony can really class up a place.